Can you smell that? No, it's not expensive perfume. It's our excitement for the Season 3 Premiere of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" tonight at 11PM on Bravo. If you've never been blessed to see this trainwreck of gaudy proportions, Bravo is throwing an all day marathon TODAY for your viewing pleasure. Even though Jo has left for her promising music career, we have a couple new beauties to attend to. Marvel as Jeana, Lauri, Vicki, Tammy, and Tamra flaunt their assets, try to raise a family (Repeat after us. Please bring Shane back, please bring Shane back), and gossip over martinis. Plus we have to give a shout-out to one of our casting extraordinaires, Katie Mac on a job well done.
Tonight on Nip/Tuck we get to see what Julia has been up to since the break up with Sean and this definitely has something to do with Portia de Rossi. How amazing would it be if she was playing Lindsay Bluth? And then Lucille showed up to you know tell her how fat she is, and then Michael and George Michael came to visit her and of course Gob popped in to do some magic? God we miss Arrested Development. Sean also starts to dip his feet in the dating pool by "being friends" with one of his costars. And poor Christian. You just know that his main reason for moving to LA was to become a big star yet he blows his chances with bad hair plugs. Now he gets to watch while Sean takes center stage, don't think he is going to be dealing with this to well. Can't wait to see who he sleeps with this week to make himself feel better. Tell us what you don't like about yourself Dr. Troy. Nip/Tuck on FX tonight at 10pm.
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