by Hiko Mitsuzuka @TheFirstEcho
UPDATED 6/3/16: For many, National Donut Day is a great way to end the week. (Free donut specials on a Friday? Sign us up!)
However, as Funny or Die likes to point out, some women -- especially those who suffer from vocal fry and are constantly glued to Instagram -- don't know what to do when presented with a free, sugary treat.
As the below sketch demonstrates, two young women proceed to freak the f**k out when a coffeeshop server leaves a free donut on their table. "Maybe I'll just have a teeny, tiny, little baby taste," one says. She takes a bite...and then spits it out. Her friend does the same. "That was amazing!" they exclaim. But when one of them accidentally swallows a tiny piece, the shit. Hits. The. Fan.
Had the sketch been about the two girls becoming hypocrites by indulging in said donut (and maybe going to town on a second serving because they just can't resist), then maybe we'd get a chuckle out of the scenario. But the fact that they spit up their food and continued to descend into unnecessary madness is just...sad.
Last time we checked, making fun of those with eating disorders (ahem, bulimia) isn't all that amusing, right? Consider this skit one big, insensitive FAIL.
Go ahead and click DIE because, to us, this ain't FUNNY: