It's already trending across the board, so here it is.
Could this film adaptation of the mega bestseller, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, lead to a boost in sex toy sales? Let's see, shall we?
Oh, and what got us excited (besides Dornan's sex stare)? That Beyonce cover of "Crazy in Love"...by Beyonce. Holy hell.
Mommy porn fans, rejoice:
Hold up: music my Danny Elfman???